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Done, Dusted...
...the fat lady has sung, taken a bow, had a quick drink backstage with the rest of the cast, gone late-night crusin' in the vain hope of a lumber and staggered home alone save only for the drippin' kebab (large), the remnants of which will no doubt be fed to her 15 cats in the morning.
Needing only one and a half points (yesterday's estimate was wrong) out of eight singles matches today, Team Edge came stormin' home with three and a half and a winning margin of 14.5 - 9.5. Every man on the team was a hero but special mention should be made of Marty Mckenzie, the only man on either side ever to win all five matches. He will hereby only ever be referred to as "Hawaii"... gettit?
The cup comes home tomorrow. Unfortunately, so also do we. A fanf'ntastic week.
The cup comes home tomorrow. Unfortunately, so also do we. A fanf'ntastic week.
Shock And Awe
It's way too early in the morning for any kind of articulate update on the past two days but let's just say that if a fleet of Bell helicopters had swept in low off the coast armed with all manner of mass destruction devices whilst blasting out Wagner's Ride of The Valkyries, they wouldn't have unleashed the same level of unholy hell as Team Edge has.. um .. unleashed.
3-5 down after the first two days, Captain Edge - fresh from a famous late night Texas Hold 'Em triumph - announces, "Deliver a whitewash tomorrow and I'm buying the drinks all night." 16 short hours later, Team Edge delivers four devastating victories and Captain Edge has never been more pleased to remortgage his house to pick up the tab. Team Edge 7, Team Tank 5.
During the celebratory post match pasta fest that is the Macaroni Grill, Captain Edge requests, "Same again please." His team of heroes, unaware of the fact that their captain is demanding a third portion of nine-layer lasagna, take him all too literally and deliver yet another awesome whitewash of their increasingly weary foes. Team Edge 11, Team Tank 5.
With eight singles matches tomorrow (today?), we need only two and a half points for ultimate victory.
"On my signal, unleash..."
3-5 down after the first two days, Captain Edge - fresh from a famous late night Texas Hold 'Em triumph - announces, "Deliver a whitewash tomorrow and I'm buying the drinks all night." 16 short hours later, Team Edge delivers four devastating victories and Captain Edge has never been more pleased to remortgage his house to pick up the tab. Team Edge 7, Team Tank 5.
During the celebratory post match pasta fest that is the Macaroni Grill, Captain Edge requests, "Same again please." His team of heroes, unaware of the fact that their captain is demanding a third portion of nine-layer lasagna, take him all too literally and deliver yet another awesome whitewash of their increasingly weary foes. Team Edge 11, Team Tank 5.
With eight singles matches tomorrow (today?), we need only two and a half points for ultimate victory.
"On my signal, unleash..."
From Our US Correspondent...
Day Four Update...STOP. Team Edge 5-3 down after two golf days...STOP. Expect stormin' comeback this afternoon after day of rest yesterday where Lord's commandments strictly observed by way of shopping, theme parks, drinking, poker and drunken midnight game of American football in car park...STOP. Florida very hot... TOP. So was girl in bar who gave us gift certificates for cheap golf at exclusive course... STOP. It's tough out here but will try and get through it...STOP. OUT.