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Isn't That a Go-Go-Gadget Dildo Hat?

Guy #1: Hey, that girl's pretty cute.
Guy #2: Yeah, except the hat is kind of Inspector Gadget.
Guy #1: Yeah, or Peter Sellers. She's got kind of a Peter Sellers look going on.
Guy #2: "I love the way you look like Peter Sellers, ... But hot."

--6 Train

Men Really Do Have Trouble Multitasking

College boy #1: Do you think when we get there we can...
[Five second pause.]
College boy #2: What?
College boy #1: Sorry, I had to concentrate. I had to fart.

--Crosstown Bus

Overheard by: Gonna Cab It From Now On

Asian People Have Jobs

Hot drunk girl #1: Hey, Alice, can Asian people have dreadlocks?
Hot drunk guy: No, you have to be black or Jewish.
Hot drunk girl #2: I'm Jewish!

--Houston & Broadway

Overheard by: Dreadless Jew

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