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Hot Slut Of The Week: Chloe Lattanzi

Birthday: January 17, 1986
Age: 22
Birth Name: Chloe Rose Lattanzi

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 21, 2008
Claim to Fame: Chloe is the daughter of Olivia Newton-John. She's also an actress and singer. She's been in some TV shows in Australia.

Where is she now? Chloe is currently entertaining and terrifying audiences on MTV's Cradle of Rock.

Why is she HS of the Week? Chloe reminds me of a young Jocelyn Wildenstein with the voice of a thousand demons. This bitch is going to be big in Iceland. Trust!

This Bitch Is Dedicated

You know Marilyn Manson ordered Evan Rachel Wood to scour the vintage stores and replicate Dita Von Teese's outfit or else! If she doesn't do it, she'll have to sleep in the coffin again.

Here's Dita looking like Lovey Howell as she tried to avoid the sun at the Coachella yesterday.

Dita recently said that she does whatever it takes to keep her baby powder skin from getting tan. She said, "I never go sunbathing. My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown, wrinkly cleavage. It will get white and wrinkly, but there is no need to rush it. I pack vitamins to stop the sun doing anything to me. Some foods accelerate tanning, so I'm very careful about what I eat." Damn. The woman has dedication. I get up, go piss, put on some sweats and call it a day. Dita probably spends 2 hours picking her outfit and then another 2 hours picking out shit to eat that won't tan her skin.

Below are some other twats at Coachella including Sienna Miller, Kelly Osbourne, Kimbo Stewart and Melanie Griffith. They don't hold a candle to Dita's glamour!

Is it just me or does Melanie look like she's suffering from cokey mouth?

Maddox And Suri: Together At Last!

Maddox and Suri are finally together thanks to Photoshop and Radar Magazine. Actually, I think they used MSPaint, because clearly this was a quick "copy and paste" job. And Suri would never wear that shit! She only wears couture fashions straight off the runways of Paris!

Shiloh is pissed that Maddox made the cover and she didn't. Maddox is going to pay for this.

Source: Cover Awards VIA ONTD

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