The List
To the dude in the warm, fuzzy crocs (and all dudes who wear crocs):
Dear Fuzzy Croc Dude, I cannot believe you are wearing those shoes. REALLY? I mean, seriously. Let me take a minute and question your manhood here. You’ve seen the shoes, right? I mean, you looked down when you put them on? You’ve seen them on thousands of little girls, right? RIGHT? Anything found on millions of [...]
Whatever Wednesday- Good Heavens!
Nuthin’ to see here! I didn’t forget! Move along! Whatever Wednesday rules: Answer the question left by the person before you and leave a question for the next person. Play as many times as you wish. Anything goes. And it doesn’t have to be Wednesday to play. First Question: Would you rather all-you-can-eat fat free dessert or [...]
We’re having creme of angry soup today.
I thought I would be better today. I thought I would be able to shake it off. And yet? This is me: And this: Oh and this: So um yeah. I’m not better. But? Since I can’t be funny, I give you the internetz. With the glorious search terms people used to get here: white poo in children rabbit on [...]