The List
Mathletes
The assistant high school football coach taught my geometry class. He compared everything to a football field. I was lucky to get through trig the next year without failing out and becoming a busboy at Chili’s. Truth be told, I was never good at math. Or, for that matter, science. Or, let’s be honest, history. [...]
Sex, Lies, Religion and Rape
I consider myself to be a very tolerant person, a really open-minded kind of guy. Yet, I’ve come to realize that no matter how hard I try, I just can’t open my mind up to the idea of children as sex slaves. Wait a minute. I’m seeing something. A visual, maybe. Wait… Nope. Can’t do it. [...]
Pod People
On Wednesday when I came into the office, smiling and whistling “Hail to the Chief,” I told Evan that we should do a podcast together discussing the Pennsylvania primary. Not even looking up from his laptop, where he was furiously googling the latest poll numbers in order to tell me that Hillary only won by [...]