This is GOOD...I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!!!!
1. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her/his foot!
2. A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..
3. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.
4. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.
5. A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
6. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
7. A simple friend wonders about your romantic
LAUGH TRIP.... WANNA DO MAKE FACE?! LOL!
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