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Niki Black, of Women Lawyers &mdash Back on Track and a host of other bloggy goodness, is helping me with a bit of informal temperature-taking on the perceived effectiveness of law firm women's initiatives and committees. If the topic moves you, check out her post and leave a comment there or in her Facebook group.

Sociopathic Networking

The Crone From Gurzuf
Originally uploaded by dashananda

Yes sweetie, there are monsters.

To the woman who took it upon herself to lash out at my son as he first tried to show her to a table in the corner frozen yogurt shoppe:

I'm not sitting there; it's dirty.

then attempted some friendly chit chat:

him: You look like someone from a movie!

her: Go away. I'm serious. Go away NOW. Stop bothering me. I don't want to be bothered by naughty little boys.

then to me: Get your boy away from me.

I suggest you cultivate a hobby other than being rude to little children, before you eventually push a parent past anger and pity into something far more dangerous. (Blogging not being quite what I had in mind, but 'twil suffice for now.)

Putting a good face on this in the aftermath involved an abundance of false enthusiasm over the "thrill" of meeting one's first really rude person, discussion about chronic unhappiness, unpacking of karma-meets-Galatians ("As ye sow," etc.), and ultimately a conveyor-belt sushi free-for-all.

All of which had Tyler wondering if his BabyPlays concertina might help ("Maybe she needs some beautiful music?"), or if she had been in a war. Though I'm somewhat less inclined to excuse the bad behavior of one able to snack on frozen treats with Reese's toppings on a sunny afternoon in Newport Beach . . . I kept these thoughts to myself.

Nodoriety

Originally uploaded by jared

Note to those obsessed with traffic, ranks, and status (other than the "What are you up to?" variety): what matters is showing up, with whatever brain (or not), conscience (or not), poignancy (or not), humor (or not), and pulse (or not) you're able to muster.

Think I'll change my business card to just read "node."

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