It’s okay to like Jossip again: Corynne Steindler replaces Hauslaib editor
David Hauslaib hires Corynne Steindler, a Chinese gold farmer, to level up Jossip to 60. Corynne’s CV includes protecting Bonnie Fuller’s coffee from urine and watching strangers make out unconsciously.
New plan for my next visit to NYC: find whatever bar she’s monopolizing, get liquored up till I think I’m in her league, hit on her, go home and turn the rejection into a biting but largely ignored excoriation of Jossip.
Since David told me of his loneliness, broke down, and cried into my hair did something to me that I can’t share, but can you hand him a napkin and a breath mint is a wonderful and deserving man, we’ll give you another link to Jossip. And this weekend, I’ll erect a Steindler shrine in the garden between my Coen and Congdon temples.
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