Fly on the Wall : Blogmukkah05

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Text from Heather : Jessica Fucking Cutler is here.
My Reply : Duh, of course she’s there

And so begins Blogmukkah05 : the launch of [decentcontent].

After a holiday rooftop cocktail party with my favorite fairies uptown (btw boys, delicious white Russians!), I slipped into a yellow cab and zipped down to the lower east side’s Lucky Jacks. I tick-tacked my way through the throngs of i-bankerish goons and the women who love their money and found the stairs down to a dimly lit basement: home of Blogmukka05.

The rest was a blur.

Highlights include, in descending order :
1. leaving*
2. the Dell guy
3. bartender pouting in the corner, hands folded waiting for the clock to strike 3.
4. some very salacious gossip shared between CopyRanter and Jessica Cutler (as usual)
5. telling a blogging-foe to get outta my face, bitch!
6. always bakelite-bangled out to the nines, Ms. Girlgonemad, contender for World’s Best Urban Sex Blog

Hostess Heather was ping-ponging all over the place, greeting everyone, shaking hands, giving hugs…I cut out around 2:30, but apparently a small posse kept the parting going into the small hours culminating in an almost orgy. No further comment needed.

Since I’m inherently a lazy bastard, as usual, I’ll let the other bloggers do the grunt work: see the night’s photo gallery and read recaps of the evening over at [decentcontent].

*appropriated from the inimitable Copyranter.

This entry was posted by Gabriel on Monday, December 19th, 2005 at 4:17 pm and is filed under Blogebrities. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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7 Comments so far

  1. okay, i know i’ve asked to be pulled off the goddamned blogebrity list already before once (sober even) and no one listened, but if jessica cutler isn’t an A-Lister, I really do demand (intoxicated) to be pulled off. i mean, if jessica cutler isn’t a-list, who the fuck wants to be a blogebrity?

  2. I was holding out until she did…

    you know…

    that thing she’s famous for doing.

  3. you rock nick douglas of blogebrity

  4. wait, how did i miss the dell guy? that’s so disappointing. the dell guy. damn.

  5. I ordered a drink right in front of who-I-now-know-is Dell dude, and thought, ‘ Bob Marley t-shirt—wow, yeah, you’re sooo on the tip, baby…do you even know whether he’s alive or dead?’

  6. Do you people not understand how vile the Dell Dude is?

  7. smonohsha ureguodazhe

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